Father is someone who does so many sacrifices for his family. Fathers do so many things to make his family happy. And Father’s Day is the only day which is celebrated in honor of Dad every year. 18th June 3rd Sunday will be going to celebrate for Father’s Day in 2017. It’s a holiday and it celebrated with lots of activities like cake cutting, a surprise party and much more. The relation between a father and his kid is very special a father is a teacher and a friend for his kids. Here we sharing with you some special Funny Fathers Day Quotes for celebration.
Funny Fathers Day Quotes
You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work. ~ Steve Young
Just once on Father’s Day, I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking. ~ Andy Borowitz
I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask. ~ Will Arnett
Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
– Ray Romano
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Funny Step Fathers Day Quotes
When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.
The only way I can describe [fatherhood]—it sounds stupid, but—at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; It’s just full all the time. ~ Matt Damon
The only thing I really wanted for Father’s Day was the thing that made me a father in the first place. Life is hard. ~ Andry H’Tims
Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. ~ Ray Romano
There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep. ~ Jim Gaffigan
Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he’s there, not just there in a way that’s traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable. ~ Jada Pinkett Smith
Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. ~ Melanie White
My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic. ~ Bob Odenkirk
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. ~ Jeff Foxworthy
Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter
My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
It’s chaos at times, but there’s such joy in the house. I look and there’s our boy from Vietnam and our daughter from Ethiopia, and our girl was born in Namibia, and our son is from Cambodia, and they’re brothers and sisters, man. They’re brothers and sisters and it’s a sight for elation. We have the capability to give a child a home, and let me tell you it’s selfish, too, because the reward has been extraordinary. ~ Brad Pitt
For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. ~ Greg Tamblyn
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. ~ Jon Stewart
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~ Jack Handey
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Funny Fathers Day Quotes for Uncles
Even though I’m proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad. ~ Anne Geddes
Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. ~ David Letterman
You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
The only Father’s Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, ‘Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father’s Day this year?’ and he says, ‘Nothing.’ Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, ‘He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No 5 perfume. ~ Michael Showalter
Funny Dead Beat Fathers Day Quotes
Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.
I just sit there and makeup songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I’m very good at gibberish now. ~ Elton John
At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing. ~ Melanie White
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. ~ Mark Twain’
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~ Red Buttons
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